MORE WEIRD DREAMS  

 

Time for another one of my not really sane dreams  , before you get on the phone to the local Lonnie bin and tell them one of there inmates has escaped please remember that at the time I was really secretly living on another planet and was really struggling with what was real and what wasn’t .

Right where to start, I think (note the word think) that I had been watching one of the werewolf v vampire films: - Underworld staring that lovley babe Kate Beckinsale, well somewhere during the film the seed must have been planted in my very confused brain that if I got bitten by either a werewolf or a vampire I would grow my leg back …………you may laugh but at the time I really was having problems trying to suss out fact from fiction. Anyhow that night I had a dream that I was bitten by a werewolf and did in fact turn into a wolf that had four legs.

YEP A BIT ON THE MEAN LOOKING SIDE BUT I HAVE 4 LEGS

 

now this is where it starts to get a bit weird , I can clearly  remember running on all four , jumping over ditches having fun doing “doggy things” but most of all I can remember how fast I ran , now the good part was when it was time to change back into a human I had “grown” my leg back , I woke up in the morning feeling terribly excited thinking that my leg had grown back during the night and was gutted when I realised that it hadn’t and had all been a dream , however it all seemed so real that I actually got on the computer and spent hours with Mr Goggle trying to find where the nearest / most recent werewolf sighting had been and convinced myself that I would just pop over to that’s area and allow myself to get bitten  and all would be well with me again , I even had planes for a metal cage where I would have to locked away in during a full moon so I didn’t get out and bite some other person .

AFTER A GOOD NIGHT OUT ?

 

Now the real scary part of this is there are actually people out there who have actually stated that they have seen werewolf’s and reported it to who ever was around and its even recorded as a medical condition .   But alas after spending a few days and nights looking for one to bite me it started to sink into my much messed up brain that they aren’t real. I was very disappointed about this after all my dream seemed so real , the only good thing to come out of it was instead of running around with furry four legged wolfs I started dreaming about Kate Beckinsale which I think is a much more normal thing to dream about.

SO MUCH BETTER TO DREAM ABOUT HER (MUST BE GETTING BACK TO BEING NORMAL)

But if anyone knows about a friendly werewolf that’s in the neighbourhood just give me a shout, I will even now try almost anything to get my leg back.

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